<br/><br/>David Towie<br/>Toe Factor: 9<br/>Overheard Saying: "Listen Iman...I know Mick is ugly, but I was on some serious drugs at the time."<br/><br/>"Ground Control to Major Toe". Let's set the record straight: David Bowie is a genius and a renaissance man. However... Why the Thin White Duke would wear a cutoff shrink-wrapped tablecloth in this manner is a question for the ages. This has to be...